sure, I haven't done one in a while

What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Almost definitely the Xanadu soundtrack.

What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
No secret really, but Mr. Holland's Opus.

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
No plastic surgery, but I wouldn't mind some LASIK.

Do you have a completely irrational fear?
I am afraid of clowns, but that is completely rational because they are evil creatures spit forth from the bowels of the abyss.

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I have a bit of OCD shine through, I tap all my fingers against my thumb.

Do you know anyone famous?
Hmmm, I know some second rate musicians. And a soap opera star.

Spontaneous or planned?
Spontaneous, unless it's combustion, that I always plan.

Who should play you in a movie about your life?
No one would want to watch a movie about my life anyway, so I'm gonna say Ron Jeremy.

What do you carry with you at all times?
Keys, wallet, cash, phone.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
My innocence.

Are you happy with your given name?
Yes, but people like me with one syllable last names should always have a two syllable first name.

How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
It wouldn't be a money issue so much as finding something else for me to do.

What color is your bedroom?
Blue

What was the last song you were listening to?
New Jack Hustler - Ice T

Have you ever been in love?
Sadly, badly, madly, and gladly.

Do you talk a lot?
I don't talk more than I should, but sometimes I say more than I should.

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Too broad a question. I have things about myself that I like and things I dislike. I believe I am a good person, but I am not always sure I have what it takes.

Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Not really.

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Yes.

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Guitar. Violin. Maybe the trumpet again.

Something you love and hate?
Poker.

What’s the one language you want to learn?
Spanish vs. Japanese.

What's one trait you hate in a person?
I hate the lack of personal responsiblilty in all people.

Most frivolous purchase?
Lately, football cleats. But there's at least 5 a year.

Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Not especially, I have a lot of things, but I know I can live without them.

What do you cook the best?
Breakfast.

Favorite writing tool?
G2 Gel pen.

Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Depends on whether you're talking about getting noticed by a beautiful woman or a sniper.

What's one car you will never buy?
Cadillac vs. Lincoln.

What kind of books do you like to read?
A healthy mix of fiction, poetry, and philosophy.

If you won the lottery?
There would be a lot of happy people around here.

Burial or cremation?
Better, there's this new thing where they freeze you with liquid nitrogen and then shatter your body with sound waves.

What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
I don't think I am, maybe I'm wrong.

If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
Generally by not having anything to do with them.

What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Are you a giver or a taker?
A little of both. But I enjoy giving.

Favorite communication method?
Speech.

How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Four or five.

Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
No, HS Football and the army puts that shit right out of you.

Last movie that inspired you?
Waking Life

Favorite cartoons: 
Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Ren and Stimpy.(great list!)

Who is your best friend?
Don't have 1. My brothers know who they are, and hopefully what they mean to me.

Any last words?
Won't know until I die.