new and improved ways to annoy your friends

I love shit like this. It makes you all work for my love.

If your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Do it!